So now the spring-legged leader has set out to hire mercenaries to increase the chance of victory. What better mercs than goldfish with large knives? They're dedicated bastards, one has already given its life for the fight and they're not even on the battlefield. Well worth the money I say.
The sun is watching too closely for my taste. The fish have a Christmas tree, but I don't know if they're Christians, they might just enjoy the holiday and gifts.
Why does the leader have springs for legs? Its race likes to make dramatic speeches on its back feet. Ancestors were faced with knee problems as they fell back to all fours. Through evolution the race developed spring-like front legs to cushion the landing.
How much money is in the sack? I'm not privy to such information. Stay tuned...
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