Look, there behind my dear Fernando's head - a hole. How did this hole get there? I didn't do it. Fernando didn't do it. Margherite didn't do it. My mother said to me, "It looks like a fist". You're right Mom, it sure does. Who put their fist through this wall? Perhaps there is a clue on the T.V? Fernando is giving a thumbs-up sign, I am on the right track.
A space man on the Little Europe set!!!??? Is Europe a clue? Fernando's thumbs-up lead me to believe... YES. This further clears Fernando's name from the list of suspects because Fernando is Mexican and last I checked Mexico was not in Europe.
Thumbs-up, I'm still right. Good work, Claire.
Thumbs-up, I'm still right. Good work, Claire.
I feel like there are more clues here if we just look harder. I'm going to send this out to the lab and see what they make of it all.
Here, it's back.
On closer inspection there appears to have been a flag drawn on the front of the T.V. This is not the U.S. flag I believe.Fernando backs me up on this; we are not green, white, and orange.
I can only assume this was a foreign act of aggression on my patriotic American walls. Damn those terrorists and their offensive sayings like "Coolaboola"!
Coolaboola, green, white and orange, that's England right?
No... Fernando's thumbs seem less enthusiastic.
Scotland? I think I saw the thumbs dip an inch.
Scotland? I think I saw the thumbs dip an inch.
Ireland? Yes, Fernando says yes!
I was close, they're all the same place.
I'm going to send this back to the lab one more time, see if they can find anything else. All I know right now was it was likely an Irishman from Europe and that doesn't give me much to go on.
Look hard:
You're kidding me. "I did it. - Eamonn". I didn't even know that was an Irish name, I'm shocked.
Fernando from Mexico agrees, he's shocked.
If I didn't know any better I'd say Eamonn, an authentic Irishman, punched through my wall.
... If you say so, Fernando, let's not be too hasty.
But maybe I'm reading this wrong. Maybe this wasn't a terrorist attack and "coolaboola" isn't terrorist lingo. Maybe this is artistic expression, sort of a rejection of rectangular framed, colorful paintings; instead, we have this concave, round, hole of blackness. Yes, it's art, which would explain why Eamonn signed his name in such bold green letters. He's proud. I'm proud too to have it in my wall. I won't take it down because I can't take it down. I'll let it remain; a monument to a good-natured friend who is probably feeling a bit pissed off right now, but maybe feels a bit more manly as he pats his fists of steel. ARTIST.
Fernando agrees.
4 comments:
oooh I can comment!!
this was hilarious. I hate that word, but apparently there is nothing better than "hilarious".
maybe... Grandiose-ly amusing! That is some big humor!
I give up
oh wazzy, I miss you're shining face. I am excited to see your webisodes soon though. Oh how did the movie that you wrote for the film guys go?
HOW DOES IT KNOW MY NAME?
Ronnie,
I don't know how it knows these things. There's a certain magic here... a $10 tarot card reading magic. Best not to question it.
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