About Claire L. Wasmund

Claire is a Midwest raised published writer and producer with a background in theater and literature. Claire is based in Los Angeles where she graduated from The New York Film Academy's one year screenwriting program. Most recently she produced the indepenent feature filmTHE GROVER COMPLEX, written by and starring Fernando Noor. She's the writer of the student thesis feature JEFFERSON, directed by Karen Bullis, and the creator and producer of the award-winning web-series DELAYED TEEN ANGST.

Monday, August 27, 2007

The battle part 5


So the pot-bellied, baseball cap wearing snake discovered the ancient ritual of summoning Jack-0-lanterns with guns, I had thought that power had been lost over the centuries; I guess he looked in a different public library than I did.
One tortoise celebrates along with Mike the Mouse and a winged dog who has the ability to create rainbows - a nasty trick. Their celebrations are premature however. Jack-o-lanterns with guns may seem deadly... maybe more deadly than goldfish with large knives, but let's examine the opposing troops...
Fish can swim - hollowed out pumpkins cannot, they may float for a time but eventually water will splash into their hollow mouths and noses and they get too heavy and sink.
Jack-o-lanterns are comfortable with fire... maybe even masters - fish rarely encounter fire as they are under the water which is not fire friendly.
Fish can breath in water - jack-o-lanterns don't have to breath... in fact... I just realized something -
Jack-o-lanterns are pumpkins off the vine... they are dead. We are dealing with a new regiment of undead soldiers!!! The tortoises have enlisted unsavory new allies... I have a feeling this may tip the balance in the marauding pink puffy fluffy ballet dancing things favor. Stay tuned.

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Hey, it's Claire! I'm a writer and producer in Los Angeles. This blog sort of straddles professional and personal. You can check out my current projects "The Grover Complex" and "Delayed Teen Angst". Both projects have blogs and sites linked to this page. Have questions? Email me at Wazikaze at gmail.com

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